The One With the Celebrity Sighting

Shelly:

Ralph.

John (Ralph):

Hmm?

Shelly:

John (Ralph).

Ralph:

What?

Shelly:

That's Annabelle Von Ainsworth.

John (Ralph):

Who?

Shelly:

That's Annabelle Von Ainsworth! You're Annabelle Von Ainsworth, you're Annabelle Von Ainsworth! I am your biggest fan. I have seen all your movies! "Romance in the Plane," "Woman Under Fire," and when you played the fingerless harpist in "Music to my Ears," I bawled my eyes out. You should have won the Academy Award.

Annabelle Von Ainsworth:

Um, I wasn't even nominated.

Shelly:

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need our picture. Will you please take a picture with me? Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.

John (Ralph):

Huh?

Shelly:

Take a picture. Come on, hurry.

Annabelle Von Ainsworth:

Um, okay.

Shelly:

Come on, nobody's going to believe this. Come on, Ralph.

Annabelle Von Ainsworth:

Okay.

Shelly:

Ralph. Okay. Ralph, get over here. Take a picture with your phone. Ralph. Take our picture. Hurry.

John (Ralph):

Yeah, okay. Now, what did you want me to do?

Shelly:

Ralph.

John (Ralph):

Wow, hey. I just registered on this well-being website. I can put in some information and it actually tells me my real age.

Shelly:

Come on, take the picture.

John (Ralph):

Hold on, hold on. Everybody's in such a hurry nowadays. Just about 15 more minutes and I'll be all set.

Narrator:

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Annabelle Von Ainsworth:

Your fingernails are digging into my arm.

Shelly:

Ralph.

John (Ralph):

Okay, hun, just a few more minutes.

Narrator:

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